Boyband

Boy´s we´ve been here for a while
but we´ve finally got the style
strike your pose and fake a smile
give me Kenny, give me Kyle
I hate to break it but it´s true
fifteen minutes we´ll be through
and I won´t have to talk to you

Now you know the words you fool
sing along to you own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell your friends you joined a boyband
boyband

Good Chalotte said they like McFly
is half their fanbase gonna cry?
it´s so pathetic dry your eyes
when you gonna realise a tun´s a tune?
I don´t know why the metalheads want us to die
but these days they´re all under nine
so I´ll be fine

Now you know the words you fool
sing along to you own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell your mom you joined a boyband
boyband

I get calls from girls who saw me on TV
behind my back they´re saying nasty thing about me

"There´s the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school
everyone thought he was cool
´til he quit his job and joined a boyband"
Boyband

Now you know the words you fool
sing along to you own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell your kids you joined a boyband
boyband

Join a boyband
join a boyband
screw your life up
join a boyband
kids will hate you
out to get you
ever since you
joined a boyband
it´s really scary
palms are sweaty
potato guns are armed and ready
screwed your life up
just like Eddie
ever since you
joined a boyband