Happy

First you take off your hat
Then you-take off those brand new shoes
Say ´Hey George, what´ve you got to lose?´
With my hand on your thigh
I just look you in the eye and say
´Not a whole lot baby
But a whole lot more than you´

I can make you happy (yeah, yeah)
Don´t you know that?
She said
I can make you happy
Boys and Girls
The ones who kiss and tell
Why should we have to believe them?
No, I don´t understand
How any woman, how any man
Can say ´Lay me down, lay me down´
For that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money

I can make you happy (yeah, yeah)
Don´t you know that?
He said
I can make you happy

I´ve seen you in the corner
With your rub-it-on tan
Hitching a ride
Could be a woman or a man
Gonna get what you want before too long
Gonna take your opportunities
Right or wrong
Some poor cow with a seven-year itch?
You don´t dig men
But you´ll fuck´em if they´re rich
You can´t be-with me
You´re a lowlife, daughterofasonofabitch