I was gonna clean my room until I got high

by Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high 
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high 
my room is still messed up and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I was gonna go to class before I got high 
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high 
I am taking it next semester and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I was gonna go to work but then I got high 
I just got a new promotion but I got high 
now I'm selling dope and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I was gonna go to court before I got high 
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high 
they took my whole paycheck and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high 
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high 
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high {x3} 

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high 
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high 
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why 
- because I got high {x3} 

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high 
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high 
now I'm jacking off and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I messed up my entire life because I got high 
I lost my kids and wife because I got high 
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why 
- cause I got high {x3} 

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high 
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high 
and if I dont sell one copy I know why 
- cause I'm high {x3}